A classic scaly white pellicle in the bottle. I'm guessing this is an aerobic infection, because I poured half this bottle out then left it a few days to see how it developed. The half bottle has progressed much further than the full ones:

An attempt to focus down the neck of the bottle ends in failure:

The beer pours hazy and headless:

With lovely white lumps in it:

Looks fairly typical, right? Well, there are no acidic, vinegary or sour aromas or tastes present, which has left me somewhat confused. The aroma is hard to pick out because this is a heavily hopped beer, but there's a hint of rubber about it. The flavour is all rubber, with a bit of hoppiness in the middle, then an acrid, ashen, gobful of nastiness at the back of the palate. It's a bit like you've just swallowed an ashtray full of hops actually. It's also very dry and getting drier by the day.
Any ideas what this might be, purely for research purposes, and so I know what I'm dealing with if I get this rubbery mess again?