
Anyway - after lots of reading and research, I'm going to be brewing two 1-gallon batches (want to test out two different kinds of yeast) in a few hours - so you beermeisters out there have a few hours to save this n00b from any major TEH STUPID. Based on my reading (and thanks to DeathBrewer at Homebrewtalk for his great partial mash writeup), here's my warplan:
1) 2.5L of water, heat to 75 C.
2) Add 1Kg of crushed pilsner malt. Keep at 65-67 C for 60 mn
3) In meantime, bring 3 L of water to 80 C in separate pot for sparge; sanitize the crap out of 1-gallon carboys, funnels etc. Crack open a home brew (only six remaining from second batch!)
4) After 60 mn, pull up grains to drain; tea-bag in sparge water for 10mn
5) Add original wort to sparge water pot = should be about 5L. Bring to boil.
6) Start of 60-minute boil: add 600g of light DME and 10g of Northern Brewer leaf hops
7) After 30 minutes, add 5g of Hallertau leaf hops and 5g of Northern Brewer

9) End of boil; cool with ice bath in sink to 20 C
10) Take OG reading; according to BeerToolsPro, target OG is 1.050
11) This should end up with about 4L of wort. Pour 2L each into two 1-gallon glass carboys,top both to 4L with approx. 2L each.
12) Add Saflager W-34/70 yeast to one carboy, S-23 to the other
13) Airlock, store in corner of dark corner of pantry
13) Crack open another home brew and chill.
OK - someone please let me know the (most likely) numerous errors in my ways.....
TIA!