I'm sure I'd catch fire trying to cross the threshold of your hallowed ground trying to get into the party-venue, but in beer we all come together. Hopefully not literally though. I'd hate to mop up that ullage.
Did we get a really good modified lager yet? and will it smell as bad as Ditch's Stout? good grief that thing mings to high heaven in the first 48 hrs, but seeing as it's just a sulphur smell to compete with the great underlord himself, I understand that's probably just the yeast they supplied.