HELP! ive got 31 cucumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

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HELP! ive got 31 cucumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:50 pm

just been to tescos and they had cucumbers for £0.02 so i bought 31!

can anyone suggest how to brew for them please?

thanks
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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by aamcle » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:27 pm

google is your friend.

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Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:30 pm

this is also a wine forum, i have looked on google and found some but wanted to know if anyone had any good ones they would recomend

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Post by Jim » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:16 pm

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:28 pm

fair enough but i had a point. :oops:

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Post by aamcle » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:45 pm

No you didn't, you may not have liked my response but it gets recipes. Abuse is the response of the .... add your own adjective. That's assuming you know what one is, if not Google is still your friend.


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Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:49 pm

ive just found somewhere to fit the cucumbers

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Post by keith1664 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:54 pm

Possibly, but if you re read your original post it would suggest you've bought the cucumbers, have no idea what to do with them and want someone to tell you how.
Imagine the response a post saying I've just bought a sack of malt what do I do with it would receive.

Now if you said you'd done some research and wondered if anyone had any success with a cucumber wine you might have got a different response... though I imagine most people would have exclaimed "cucumber wine... wtf" and then googled it.

Apparently there is such a thing!
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Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:57 pm

how about i saw them cheep, bought them quick, and wanted a bit of help on a forum that is meant to be about wine making?


so here i am now with 31 cucumbers, and im thinking i have 29 left i can offer for any other forum members to go and shove up their ars es.

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Post by keith1664 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:02 pm

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Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:05 pm

well all i can say from "aamcle";s reply, which was meant to get some recipes, it hasnt worked, he just looked stupid...


.. so , has anyone on here got any experience of brewing cucumbers?

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Post by shepp » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:51 pm

So what's happened to cucumbers 30 and 31, have you inserted them or something =D>

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Post by avtovaz » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:59 pm

no, they have been taken by two other forum members already!

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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by FUBAR » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:03 am

avtovaz wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:50 pm
just been to tescos and they had cucumbers for £0.02 so i bought 31!

can anyone suggest how to brew for them please?

thanks
You want us to suggest how to brew for them?,it would help if you could state if all 31 cucumbers liked to drink the same tipple ?.
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Re: HELP! ive got 31 cuxumbers to take wine with tomorrow!

Post by avtovaz » Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:07 am

it would be nice, seriously, does anyone know how to brew cucumbers? its a simple question, and it would be nice to hear peoples experiences of it..

Do this dont do that, my wine give the runs..


You have to admit, at no point, have i asked anyone to demonstrate how stupid people can be? Seriously.




Right ok, please, can someone post something stupid, i say this as "maybe"??? ill get an answer to the original question?

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