Dilithium Mindwarp

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Dilithium Mindwarp

Post by duncan incapable » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:41 pm

'DILITHIUM MINDWARP' GLUTEN FREE BITTER

This is very much like a malt based Real Ale type bitter. Just
slightly fruity/sweet - it reminds me of Everards Tiger.
Lt. Commander Worf's favourite drink was Prune Juice - 'A warriors
drink', Try a session on this if you think you're hard enough!

Ingredients for 5 Gallons

Abbreviations: Dsp Desert Spoon (level)
Tsp Teaspoon (level)


Redbush (Rooibos) tea bags 30
Liquorice tea bags 10
Muscovado Sugar (Dark) 0.2 Kg
Lyles Black Treacle 4 Dsp
Bovril(beef) 4 Tsp
Goldings Hops 25g
Irish Moss 0.5 Tsp
Tesco Red Grape Juice 1 Litre
Prune Juice 2 Litre
Palm Sugar (Jaggery) 0.5 Kg
Agave Nectar(Dark) 250 ml
Yeast Nutrient (as recommended by manufacturer)
Billingtons Golden Granulated Sugar 0.45 Kg
Maltodextrin (Body Bru) 0.5 Kg
Isomerised Hop Extract As recommended for 6 gallons

Dried Ale Yeast 1Pkt

Gelatine for fining 10-12g

Sugar for priming 40 Tsp



Notes on Ingredients

Redbush Tea Bags - I have used 'TicToc', Twinings, Clipper and
'Redbush Tea Company' tea bags successfully. All are available at
large Tesco Stores.

Liquorice Tea Bags - Clipper brand - available in Tesco. I guess you
could alternatively use the liquorice some home brew suppliers
sell. Haven't tried that yet but will do some day. (As of Jan 2008, I
can't find an online home brew shop that sells liquorice - what a bunch
of girls)

Golden Sugar - some brands seem to make the beer cloudy and difficult
to clear. Billingtons dissolves completely and gives a clear solution.
If you really are a warrior, you could try making the strong version
of this beer - Dilithium MindWIPE - add an extra 500-1000g of sugar.
(Don't take your armour off before starting a session. That way you
might get upstairs to bed without hurting yourself)

Palm Sugar - Well! My local Tesco are pissing me off at the
moment. They stock an interesting and useful ingredient for several
months, then it disappears. eg date syrup, Jaggery, puffed rice. I've
managed to find both Date syrup and Jaggery in local 'ethnic' shops
but they may not always be available locally. I've managed to find
date syrup online at goodnessdirect.co.uk.

Maltodextrin (Body Bru, Brew Body) - available from Home Brew Stores
makes a big difference to the feel of the beer on the palate. Its
usually made from corn starch and should therefore be gluten free.
I'm not coeliac so am not too sensitive to gluten, but half a slice of
toast contains enough to upset my system. The Maltodextrin from Youngs
doesn't upset me so if it does contain gluten there's not much. If you
are really sensitive you could leave this out...it doesn't affect the
taste much.

Irish Moss - available from Home Brew Stores. This is supposed to help
the beer to clear after bottling. I haven't tried making a batch
without it so it may be an unneccessary precaution.

Goldings Hops - dried and vacuum packed from Home Brew Stores. These
add a very pleasant beery aroma. You may prefer a different hop.

Yeast - from Home Brew Stores. I am currently using Youngs Beer Yeast
which comes in a foil packet and can be sprinkled directly onto the
wort.

Yeast nutrient - Some yeast nutrients contain albumen (beware
egg-intolerant folks ie me ). I use Yeast Vit Nutrient by Brupaks
purchased online from http://www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/

Gelatine - just the ordinary type found in the baking section of a
supermarket. It generally comes in sachets containing sufficient
gelatine to make a pint of Jelly. This is the amount I use for 5
gallons of beer.

Isomerised Hop Extract - This is a time saver. If you use real hops to
add bitterness they need to be boiled for at least an hour. I use the
liquid extract produced by Ritchie Products Ltd.

Prune Juice - Don't panic! its less than 10% of the wort and most of
the fibre drops out as bottom break (unfortunate term) :) during the
brewing and conditioning. I've had 4 pints of this beer with no ill
effects.

Bovril - Good range of nutrients for the yeast and bags of protein to
help head formation and retention.

see recipe Gluten Free Extract Recipe for details of method.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy, but either will do

drinking: Four Star
conditioning: Four Star
fermenting: nowt

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Post by duncan incapable » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:29 am

DaaB wrote:As ever, i'm amazed at your resourcefulness in reproducing the flavours of beer without actually brewing beer. 8)
If its got sugar in it and no gluten, egg or milk its fair game as an ingredient. I will admit to a very significant failure rate though. I'm only really interested in making something that tastes like beer. For every success there are at least 5 failures ie expensive Tomato fertiliser :wink:
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy, but either will do

drinking: Four Star
conditioning: Four Star
fermenting: nowt

Brewmonster

Post by Brewmonster » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:51 am

AAgghh!!! Not Rooibos, anything but that!!! We used to get a plastic cup of milky, stewed rooibos and a dodgy jam sandwich after nap time at nursery school. I am still trying to get over the trauma to this day!!!! :lol:

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Post by duncan incapable » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:14 am

Brewmonster wrote:AAgghh!!! Not Rooibos, anything but that!!! We used to get a plastic cup of milky, stewed rooibos and a dodgy jam sandwich after nap time at nursery school. I am still trying to get over the trauma to this day!!!! :lol:
Don't worry, at a rate of less than 1 teabag per pint you wouldn't know it is rooibos - it just adds some 'fullness' to the flavour profile.

Its never occurred to me to put milk in it. Yuk. :-&
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy, but either will do

drinking: Four Star
conditioning: Four Star
fermenting: nowt

Madbrewer

Post by Madbrewer » Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:47 am

OK I'll admit it - I am curious for taste! When's the unveiling of this Federation Fine Brew? ;-)

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Post by duncan incapable » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:58 am

Madbrewer wrote:OK I'll admit it - I am curious for taste! When's the unveiling of this Federation Fine Brew? ;-)

Stardate.... -314952.3 (stardate 0 is in 2323 hence negative date)

Its been in the bottle for about six weeks now. After one week it was very bitter and too fruity, but it has mellowed nicely. Its a couple of years since I've had any real ale, but it reminds me of Everards Tiger.

The top of the M11 is a couple of miles from my door and it requires only 4 left turns to get from there to here, so if you happen to be passing drop me a line and I'll save you a pint....NB it doesn't travel well unless you can put it in a 5G gravity generator to keep the sediment on the bottom :wink:
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy, but either will do

drinking: Four Star
conditioning: Four Star
fermenting: nowt

booldawg

Post by booldawg » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:08 pm

Brewmonster wrote:AAgghh!!! Not Rooibos, anything but that!!! We used to get a plastic cup of milky, stewed rooibos and a dodgy jam sandwich after nap time at nursery school. I am still trying to get over the trauma to this day!!!! :lol:
SWMBO is from South Africa and Tick Tock Rooibos is an ever-present force withing the kitchen. Along with Mrs. Balls Chutney and various wind -dried meats that has the dentist rubbing his hands together with glee!

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