As a fully paid-up member of the Easily Led Club I challenged Wales to a Yorkshire Bitter Brew Off since we both had a Geordie Yorkshire BItter kit. My bottling crisis meant a delay in beginning. Five point forfeit. Five to Wales for Readiness.
Five all.
I also drunkenly suggested to my friend that I do a brew for his kid's christening. Combined the challenges. Got to be ten points in there plus five for reckless bravado - my brew's gonna be on naked show to all my friends and family.
Wales' love of hops crept in and I was challenged to use at least 100g. 100g! Well this one has to be good. As a first time hopper I'm terrified of over hopping. Decided to go with 50. Bravery to go with 100g - ten points to Wales.
First time hopper means no hops. London Fields Brewery sell them? Awesome! Nothing suitable. Booo! Where else? London Beer Lab! Brixton? 40 minutes away. Traffic? Make that an hour. I reckon a point a minute's in order for the inconvenience factor. Sixty to me! Picked up 50g each of Challenger and EKG. I'll use EKG on a future brew. By the way - awesome place; half the price of London Fields. Yippee!
Ready to brew? Bottling crisis suspended you bet I am:

Here's the deal:
1 x Geordie Yorkshire Bitter kit
1470g Liquid Malt Extract (450g H&B; 3 x 340g Rayner's)
50g Challenger Hops

Hops steeped for 30 mins and resulting tea and hops added to the brew
Made up to 20 litres. Wanna flake in that, mate?

First to get the brew on. Ten points to me. Five points a pic.
EB: 105 points
WA: 15 points
Best get a wriggle on Wales. Get brewing!